The following is an e-mail I received on August 17, 2002 at 5:23:07 PM.

It comes from a friedn who spent a year at Missouri Baptist University in Saint Louis. he was there on a golf scholarship. he stayed for one year and one year only.

The e-mail has not been edited in anyway. Enjoy!



Jesus fucking christ, i cant stand it, im gonna fucking kill somebody. ive just found hell of earth right here at bible college.. . figure that one out. just for the update, ive sworn 6, thats right 6 times in the last 2 days that ive been here, and if you know me, than thats my quota for the minute. my roommate, im gonna gonna fuckin crusify that kid, pull up a lawnchair, eat popcorn and watch him die, holy fucking shit, i cant stand him. this guy is a walking bible. i said that i was "lucky" that my bed was the right size for me and he went on and on how theres not such thing as luck and that youre blessed by god instead. holy fucking shit, god sure blessed the fuck me when i broke my fucking foot, another reason i have no fait (thanks roommate). holy fuck, this place is filled with ned flanders's. rediculous, everyone is happy and speaking the good word. ok, everyone here is amazingly nice and friendly: but however, not fun at all. i have to keep the sarcasm to a minimum, actually ive stopped completely. so far ive meet one person who knows jack fucking shit about religion and likes to drink and party, sweet eh? and it gets better, shes a chick too, now heres the best part. me being a guy, cant go to her fucking room to get her or to hang out with because guys cant be in girls dorms and vice versa BOO FUCKING YEAH. im goin to be home inna couple days.well, for now im out. have fun, cuz i know im not goin to.